Bhokaal Kahaniyan

This post is about our friend Kesadi aka Abhisek Sharma currently pursuing engineering from IT-BHU(aisa usne bataya)

Inki mahanta ki takkar koi nahi kar sakta,Yeh duniya me akela aisa banda hai jo khade khade kisi ke bhi sir me dard kar sakta hai.Iske sab se achche dost Neeraj, Ravi Sharma, Mayank hain jinke bina yeh koi kaam nahi karta, yeh bahut hi himmat wala hai....kisi bhi ladake(boy) ka kiss le sakta hai(aisa yeh janab khud kahate hain).

Aaiye kuch ghatnao ke jariye inko aur kareeb se jaan-ne ki koshish karte hain

Ghatna 1:Kissa Physics lab ka..

Baat tab ki hai jab hum log 12th mein the  Uss din Kesadi ji bade mast mood me school aaye the soch rahe the ki aaj to bansal(kesadi ji ne bansal-iit ki coaching institute join kar rakhi thi) ki 1k sheet nibta hi lunga interval me chori kiya hua tiffin kha ke kesadi ji ka josh aur bada hua tha fir aaya physics ka period kesadi ji aur akhil(hamara 1k aur mitra) baaton mein magn the ki teacher ki  nazar in par padi kesadi ji ne jyaada tawajjo nahi diya aur baaton mein vileen rahe ..Teacher ka dimaag kharab ho gaya aur kesadi ji ko bula liya.Kesadi ji duniya ke sabbse cute bacche ban ke teacher ki taraf gaye jaise unse seedha aur koi hai hi nahi lekin teacher ne bhi utani hi kameeniyat dikha di-kesadi ji ko aisi aisi activities karne ko di jiska hume idea bhi nahi tha.(Aage jo-jo hua woh aapko steps mein batate hain)

Teacher to Kesadi:-

Step 1. Apne dono haath dheele chhod do

Step 2. Ek Haath uppar uthao

Step 3. Ab Dusra haath uppar uthao

Step 4. Dono haath neeche karo

Step 5. Ab apne ek chanta lagao(Kesadi ne Chanta lagaya)

Teacher: Kuch maja nahi aaya,Zara dhang se lagao(Kesadi ji ne fir lagaya but is baar thoda tej)

Teacher:Tum dhangse lagaoge ya main aaon(Kesadi ki phat gayi aur khud ke kass ke chanta lag liya)

Teacher:Jaake khade ho jao apni jagah par

(Kesadi ji hamare paas khade hogaye aur aate hi Akhil ko kosne lage)

Thanks to Mr. Laksh aka Lachha for his invaluable contribution towards these posts.