Aarti Kesadi ji Ki

This Arti is dedicated to our Best Friend Kesadi aka Abhi

"Happy B'Day Bro"

Hi bhangi - hi kesadi - you wanna go for ride - sure kesadi - jump in!

main hoon kesadi girl,tu mere saath chal

simulation sikhaoon,daaru pilaoon

(chorus)

chal chal kesadi Khaale khichdi,(aa aa a yeh)

chal chal kesadi Khaale khichdi,(uaau uaau)

you are my aulaad,khaati jo khoob salaad,

karti baatein tu aisi-waisi,Jaise karte aadiwaasi,

pehanta chaadi tight hoon, karta sabse fight hoon,

mujhme akal nahi bilkul thodi,lekin banaoonga MBBS ke saath apni jodi,

sunta hoon main hard rock, nachta hoon pahan ke lal frock,

Himesh Reshamiya ka bhi hu main big fan,isliye nahi lene deta kisi ko chan,

(chorus)

chal chal kesadi Khaale khichdi,(aa aa a yeh)

chal chal kesadi Khaale khichdi,(uaau uaau)

jo bolta hoon,nahi karta fir,

ravi sharma se hu jyaada shatir,

neeraj mera pyaara dost hai,maarta meri woh bahut hai,

achha lagta mujhe ghaat pe, khaata hu main chaat ke,

(chorus)

chal chal kesadi Khaale khichdi,(aa aa a yeh)

chal chal kesadi Khaale khichdi,(uaau uaau)

main hoon kesadi girl, karta bakwass har pal

meta padhaoon,sutta pilaaon

(chorus)

chal chal kesadi Khaale khichdi,(aa aa a yeh)

chal chal kesadi Khaale khichdi,(uaau uaau)

Ghatna 3:Mera Naam Sharma...Kesadi Sharma

Lots of people have been asking us...why we have named Abhishek as KESADI...so in reply to them we are writting this post...Hope you enjoy this post as well.

14 november ke uss pavitra avsar pe school waale humein loot(400Rs per person) ke sadde se water park le gaye hum sab bus mein travel kar rahe the, aur 1k dusari ki taang kheechane ka game khel rahe the, kisi tarah 1 ghante travelling ke baad hum R3 water park pahunch gaye.Bada ground dekh ke hum sabhi belagaam ghode ki tarah bhaage, Kesadi ji bhi girte padte ground tak pahunche(raste mein 2 gulaati maarli thi).Thodi der cricket khel ke, thak-haar ke sab ka plan bana ki ab pool mein jaate hain,unn dino sardi thi to Kesadi ji pool mein jaane mein thodi aanakaani kar rahe the,lekin hum sabne use kisi tarah mana liya,hum sab pool me matwale haathi ki tarah kood pade aur aise aise kartab dikhane lage jo "Ripley's believe it not" mein telecast kar sakte the.Tabhi Joshi ji(hamara ghanistha mitra) ne dekha ki Kesadi ji ki body pe thode baal lage hue hain to Joshi ji jo humare "jasoos vijay" hai hi unhone sab ko bol diya ki Kesadi ji ke chaddi ke kesh bahar nikal rahe hain pool se bhaago...verna Kesadi ji ke baalon mein fass ke doob ke mar jaoge.Aur Tabhi se Abhishek ka naam Kesadi pad gaya[Kesh(Hair) + Chaddi(Underwear) = Kesadi].

Ghatna 2:Kesadi ji loves Sandwich

Kesadi ji ne iss baar accha daaka dala tha first period mein hi unke haath mera Tiffin lag gaya tha(Breakfast karne ke baad bhi laalach kam na hua tha inka).Mera tiffin kholte hi Kesadi ji ki aankhein chaundhiya gayi,sandwich milte hi unka mann khushi se jhoom utha.But jaise hi inhone sandwich uthaya...Tabhi hamari class teacher padhate padhate hamari taraf aane lagi Kesadi ji ne apna shaatir dimaag chalaya aur Sandwich jeb mein daal liya fir kuch der baad matter settle hote hi inhone fir tiffin khola aur doosra sandwich khaya, fir pet bharke kesadi ji apne 

kaaryon mein mast ho gaye(Joshi ke saath ladana,2-4 ko pakad ke unke sir dard karna, bansal ki padai karna-aise hi  kuch kaamo me mast the hamare kesadi ji).Fir jab lunch hua aur Kesadi ji ne paani peeni ke baad rumaal nikala to paya ki jeb mein to 1st period ka sandwich padha hai,uss time Kesadi ji apne aap ko lutta hua sa mehasoos kar rahe the lekin fir bhi hamare majak udane par unhone haar nahi maani aur apna takiya kalaam bol pade."Soooorrrryyy yaaaarrrrr tu to topper hai".

Thanks to Mr. Laksh Gupta aka Lachha, who gives this mind boggling idea for the blog and also his contribution for these posts 

Bhokaal Kahaniyan

This post is about our friend Kesadi aka Abhisek Sharma currently pursuing engineering from IT-BHU(aisa usne bataya)

Inki mahanta ki takkar koi nahi kar sakta,Yeh duniya me akela aisa banda hai jo khade khade kisi ke bhi sir me dard kar sakta hai.Iske sab se achche dost Neeraj, Ravi Sharma, Mayank hain jinke bina yeh koi kaam nahi karta, yeh bahut hi himmat wala hai....kisi bhi ladake(boy) ka kiss le sakta hai(aisa yeh janab khud kahate hain).

Aaiye kuch ghatnao ke jariye inko aur kareeb se jaan-ne ki koshish karte hain

Ghatna 1:Kissa Physics lab ka..

Baat tab ki hai jab hum log 12th mein the  Uss din Kesadi ji bade mast mood me school aaye the soch rahe the ki aaj to bansal(kesadi ji ne bansal-iit ki coaching institute join kar rakhi thi) ki 1k sheet nibta hi lunga interval me chori kiya hua tiffin kha ke kesadi ji ka josh aur bada hua tha fir aaya physics ka period kesadi ji aur akhil(hamara 1k aur mitra) baaton mein magn the ki teacher ki  nazar in par padi kesadi ji ne jyaada tawajjo nahi diya aur baaton mein vileen rahe ..Teacher ka dimaag kharab ho gaya aur kesadi ji ko bula liya.Kesadi ji duniya ke sabbse cute bacche ban ke teacher ki taraf gaye jaise unse seedha aur koi hai hi nahi lekin teacher ne bhi utani hi kameeniyat dikha di-kesadi ji ko aisi aisi activities karne ko di jiska hume idea bhi nahi tha.(Aage jo-jo hua woh aapko steps mein batate hain)

Teacher to Kesadi:-

Step 1. Apne dono haath dheele chhod do

Step 2. Ek Haath uppar uthao

Step 3. Ab Dusra haath uppar uthao

Step 4. Dono haath neeche karo

Step 5. Ab apne ek chanta lagao(Kesadi ne Chanta lagaya)

Teacher: Kuch maja nahi aaya,Zara dhang se lagao(Kesadi ji ne fir lagaya but is baar thoda tej)

Teacher:Tum dhangse lagaoge ya main aaon(Kesadi ki phat gayi aur khud ke kass ke chanta lag liya)

Teacher:Jaake khade ho jao apni jagah par

(Kesadi ji hamare paas khade hogaye aur aate hi Akhil ko kosne lage)

Thanks to Mr. Laksh aka Lachha for his invaluable contribution towards these posts.